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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

IT'S CALLED THERAPY

How to maintain a healthy level of insanity




1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.


2. Page yourself over the intercom, but don't disguise your voice.


3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.


4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.


5. In your cheque butts write “for marijuana”.


6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.


7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.


8. Specify that your drive-through order is 'take-away'.


9. Sing along at the opera.


10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.


11. When the money comes out the ATM, scream “'I won! I won!'


12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “run for your lives! they're loose!”


and the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity
13. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.






it's called. therapy!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------crackin up... I should try one of these... number 1 sounds like fun!!

2 comments:

  1. i'm at work right now i'm laughing my ass off
    werja get this shit?

    -chala-

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  2. I think I read this from one of Ocampo's forwarded emails yah?

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