BRAZILIAN WAX GONE WRONG... PIC HEAVY!!

I was feeling a little sexy today & felt the need to get a little grooming down there... so I thought I'd go & get a Brazilian wax, something that I've been wanting to do for so long... but what is a girl to do if everything at a Brazilian wax session goes wrong??? ahhh... I'll just let you look at the pictures & be the judge of all this.....

ready for the pics??? just to warn you, some pictures might gross you out.....

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what are you still doin here you pervs!!!!!

hahahahaha... April fools!!!!!!!

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j/p girls!!! hope you had a fun April fools day.....

POP CHAMPAGNE'S CONTEST

would you like to win a flat iron at a fun contest??? well I do! my flat iron is more than two years old.... so this is the perfect time for me to get one coz Pop Champagne is having a contest... & she has a very unique, very hilarious approach to choosing the winner.... click HERE to see what I'm talkin about.....

the winner will get a white professional Karmin G3 Salon Pro Flat Iron valued at $129... according to her, based on the top 10 best flat irons from customers’ ratings and reviews on hairproductspro.com, the Karmin G3 Salon Pro Flat Iron rates number one....

wouldn't you wanna have this???

if you do, better put on your thinking caps or your funny hats to think of the best entry for her contest.... & head on out to her blog by clicking HERE...

mine is, "buy 3 c*ck$ get the 4th one free??!?!! cool!!! one for Nick, one for Kevin & two for me!!!"

haha... sorry! that was the best I got right now... but it sure was fun joining this contest... it was cool reading all the other bloggers' entries... I was crackin up....

goodluck to all of us!

SNOOKIE INSPIRED LOTD

this look that I did today is actually a Snookie inspired look by accident.... I was supposed to do a classic black smokey eye & decided to use the sample that I got of the Nars Sheer Matte foundation from Sephora a couple of months back... I forgot that this foundation oxidized on my skin & turned orangey on me when I had it on the first time... I got reminded after I had already applied it on my face... I mean I guess it wasn't too late to take it OWWFF (in Snookie accent) but I just instantly thought I'd just do a Snookie inspired look since I've been wanting to do it anyway...

so here is my take on the Snookie look...

just FYI, I am not makin fun of Snookie in any way... in fact, she is my fave character in Jersey Shore... if I were to pick from all of the girls, I would pick her.. I just think she has the coolest attitude out of all the girls... she has fun no matter what, she doesn't bring drama or cause drama upon anybody & despite whatever, she is hella confident about herself... I just think she has a big heart.... JWoww is cool too but she's just way too gangsta... hahaha... yeah, can you tell, I like watching that show?? I don't care what other people say... it's hella entertaining for me... LOL

PRODUCTS USED

{face}

Monistat Chafing Relief Powder-Gel (as primer - this is the shit especially on a humid day)
Nars Sheer Matte foundation : Syracuse
Physicians Formula Baked Pyramid bronzer : Baked Bronze
Silica Powder
Evian Mineral Water facial spray

{eyes}

Benefit F.Y...eye! eye shadow base
NYX Jumbo Eye Pencil : Black Bean
Pro 88 Matte Color Eyeshadow Palette

[L=all over lid color; C=crease color; H=highlight]

Prestige  liquid eyeliner : Black
Urban Decay 24/7 eye pencil : Zero
CoverGirl Lash Blast mascara : Very Black
Wet n Wild Ultimate brow kit : Ash Brown

{lips}

Revlon Age Defying concealer : Early Tan (to erase lip pigmentation)
MAC lipgloss : Revealing
NYX gloss : Very Clear

enjoy the cam whorin......

the-sun-was-in-my-eyes-so-I'm-gonna-pout look!!

now this one looks more like Snooks no??!?

I just wanted to add this picture coz of the background... hahaha... what in the heck was my Devean doin tryin to be all Karate Kid & shit... dang!! all day lowwwng....

this look was kind of half assed... sorry! =( I had to go to a meeting at Devean's school at 6 PM & I didn't feel the urge to do a look until 5ish... I know! I'm weird like that... I usually start doin things (like my nails) eventhough I know I'll be pressed for time... but yeah, this look plus the hair was rushed... but I had fun with it, so I hope you girls like it....

& of course, I'd like to leave you with my favorite of the bunch....

LMAO

JO KOY

as mentioned, we started our weekend with the Jo Koy show in Bakersfield...

I dunno if you've heard of him, but he is one funny dude!!! I've always loved him but after this show, I decided that he is now my favorite stand up comic.... hands down!! he is geeuuud!!!! the show was awesome!! I haven't laughed like that in years!! I was in tears from too much laughing, I'm not even kidding you!!

if you haven't heard or seen him perform, I've included these video clips from youtube of one of Jo Koy's funniest performance.... it might be a Filipino thing, (being that Jo Koy is half Filipino & half sumthin else!! LOL) I mean I dunno if you'll be able to relate to his jokes, but I think either way, you'll enjoy these "veehjows" (videos - as OG Filipinos would say it)...

****scroll down to find my music player on the left hand side of the page... click pause then hit play to watch these videos****

DON'T MAKE HIM ANGRY (parts I thru VI)

Jo Koy is also on the Chelsea Lately show on Channel E more than twice a week... so check him out there... at the show, he also mentioned that he will have another one hour thingie on Comedy Central but didn't know the exact date yet... LOL... so just watch out for that! also, according to him, the producers of the Cosby Show (& some other big shows he mentioned that I could not remember) is coming out with a new TV sitcom for him... awww... he's blowin up!!! I love it!! I would definitely watch out for that show!

too bad, cameras, both flash & video are not allowed in the theater during the show... so just enjoy these pictures!! =)


here is my FOTD...

PRODUCTS USED:

-face-

Clinique dramatically different moisturizing gel

MUFE HD primer #6

MUFE HD foundation #23

MAC mineralized skinfinish natural Medium

Evian mineral water facial spray

-cheeks-

NARS duo - Laguna bronzer/Orgasm blusher

-eyes-

Benefit F.Y...eye! e/s primer

MAC e/s Rice Paper

MAC e/s Star By Night

MAC e/s Carbon

Prestige liquid e/l Black

Urban Decay 24/7 glide-on eye pencil Zero

Smashbox Lash DNA Jet Black

E.L.F. eyebrow kit Dark

E.L.F.wet gloss lash/brow clear mascara/gel

-lips-

Smith's rosebud salve

Wet n Wild 511B

& a lil bit camwhorin..... in the car on the way to Bakersfield...

with the manfriend in front of the FOX theater....

I wanted to buy a "JOSEP" shirt & get a picture taken with him at the end of the show, but the line was way too long & my feet did not allow me to stand & walk around any more....

these are the shoes I wore that night... I know!! they are high, but I usually don't mind high heels... but what made the torture so much worse is that, without really thinking, I applied some lotion on my feet before putting these shoes on... so the foot bed was slippery as hell!!! as you can see my feet were a bit red & there's like markings that they have experienced nothing but comfort...

so for the tip of the day: "Do not put lotion on your feet right before you slip into your stilettos"

right after the show, we just headed to the car where I changed my shoes... then headed to The Padre Hotel which is located right next to the FOX theater.... it's this classy, very high end hotel that offers a lot of amenities, i.e. fitness center, bar, restaurant, a lounge if you feel like dancin & etc... too bad I got really sick, so we didn't really get to enjoy everything there is to see/do in the hotel... but I had fun! & atleast now we know which hotel to hit up if ever we're in Bakersfield again.... if you happen to be in Bakersfield, do check out the Padre Hotel... you'll love it there!

we ate at Denny's after Padre's.... then stayed at the manfriend's cousin's pad....

leavin you with some of the stuff I used/wore that night..

Steve Madden satchel

from ROSS @ $39.99 + tax

original price tag = $80

post script:

if you are interested in watching a Jo Koy show here is a list of cities where he has upcoming shows... or just visit his website by clicking HERE

JAPAN IS WAY AHEAD OF US

JUST FOR SHITS N GIGGLES GUYS!! NO PUN INTENDED!

PEACE!!!

a real 'RAG' doll!! awww... what a cute mop! now, why didn't I think of this when my kids were still crawlin?!? j/p!

start trainin them early I'd say...

talk about high maintenance!
if they are Manolos, yes! if not...
uhmmm... if I'm Japanese, maybe!
thank G I don't have Manolos!
who needs a man, right?! no man will cuddle with you like this all night... uhmmm... where can I get one??a TP on the head?! I wonder if they have invented one that stays by your rear... hehe
I really don't have anything to say about this one... if they don't feel like using a butter knife, why not invent a butter-stick-glue... errr what's it called?
if you think this is brilliant, look at the next picture....

right?!?
now this is my favorite one! you just gotta love this one... LOL

Japanese... I reeerry reeerry rub them!!

I'M BLOWIN MY HAIR DRY

watch my little boy, Deion have fun with my blow dryer... LOL!! he always goes in the bathroom while I'm blow dryin my hair... he has a blast every time I point the blow dryer(on COOL of course!) on his face... I made sure I show that the blow dryer was on COOL (at 00:30 of the video) just in case some child endangerment issue may arise... LOL!! my baby boy just turned 3 last month & we still haven't cut his hair... he doesn't want his Daddy or anyone to, but I think it's mainly coz Mommee won't be able to let go... it happened with my first born - Devean... I let his hair grow too, it was long & curly... it was cuuuute!! but everybody told me to cut it after he was a year old, they all said, he looks like a girl & that he's not supposed to have long hair, blah blah blah blah blah... I didn't wanna listen to them, but eventually I gave in... so their Dad cut his hair & I regret that so bad! he lost his cute curls... big time sad face!! so now, with Deion, I didn't wanna do the same mistake... the only problem is I think I got too attached to his hair that I don't ever wanna cut it.... hehehe...

here is Devean at 4 months... he already has so much hair

and at 5 months....

and here he is, 10 months old... you can see his curls

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- F.O.B. MOMENT -
Deion: "Mommy come here!"
Mommy me: "No, I'm blowin my hair dry!" (01:38/01:51)..... LOL!!!
laugh all you want, we all have our F.O.B. moments..... hahaha

POPOPOPOKER FACE

poker blooper...... by: starfox0210

Video info:
dealers choice: the game is 7 card stud
rules: the 2's and the suicide kings (king of hearts) are wild..

Starring:
Renan aka "the null"/"all in for 28"(18!! dumb!!)/"Barack"/"Obama"
Anwar aka "bLig blind"/"tatiana"/"buddeeee"
Keithley aka "wild guy"
Aaron aka "4 card straight"/"kung fu panda"
Davi aka "dangerous w/ chips" (holding the camera)

the girls are M.I.A.... thank goodness!! LOL!






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got this from youtube (Renan's) ... filmed on one of our regular Friday / Saturday poker sessions @ Annie Mae's(Anwar)... I recommend you view this in full screen...

IT'S CALLED THERAPY

How to maintain a healthy level of insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom, but don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

5. In your cheque butts write “for marijuana”.

6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify that your drive-through order is 'take-away'.

9. Sing along at the opera.

10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

11. When the money comes out the ATM, scream “'I won! I won!'

12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “run for your lives! they're loose!”

and the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity

13. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.

it's called. therapy!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------crackin up... I should try one of these... number 1 sounds like fun!!